Suri Cruise's poop

I want to believe this is just a joke but it's apparently for real, Suri Cruise's bronzed first poop is being sold on Ebay for charity. According to Daniel Edward's website:

"Suri’s bronzed poop is purportedly cast from the excretion of her first solid meal. “Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table,” said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art. “A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family.” Suri’s bronzed baby poop will be exhibited under a display case until the ebay auction ends, explains Kesting, but he admits they’ve commissioned artist Daniel Edwards to produce a limited edition plaster replica........The gallery says it supports Tom Cruise’s and Katie Holmes’s decision to withhold images of baby Suri from the public, though gossip magazines speculate the reason may be that Suri may be deformed. The gallery asserts its bronzed baby poop reinforces claims, made after celebrity sightings of Suri, that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a healthy baby."

Whatever happened to good old baby booties or in this case when the hell are we going to see what she looks like?....And for the record a baby's poop shouldn't be that well formed, unless she's not getting enough liquids.....Source.