Britney out in lingerie

This just doesn't look right, Britney Spears leaving Chin Chin wearing nothing but a slip, a pair of jeans under that would've been ok.....Source.

That dumb look again.

Need I say more.....

Suri Cruise's poop

I want to believe this is just a joke but it's apparently for real, Suri Cruise's bronzed first poop is being sold on Ebay for charity. According to Daniel Edward's website:

"Suri’s bronzed poop is purportedly cast from the excretion of her first solid meal. “Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table,” said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art. “A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family.” Suri’s bronzed baby poop will be exhibited under a display case until the ebay auction ends, explains Kesting, but he admits they’ve commissioned artist Daniel Edwards to produce a limited edition plaster replica........The gallery says it supports Tom Cruise’s and Katie Holmes’s decision to withhold images of baby Suri from the public, though gossip magazines speculate the reason may be that Suri may be deformed. The gallery asserts its bronzed baby poop reinforces claims, made after celebrity sightings of Suri, that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a healthy baby."

Whatever happened to good old baby booties or in this case when the hell are we going to see what she looks like?....And for the record a baby's poop shouldn't be that well formed, unless she's not getting enough liquids.....Source.

A Jodeci reunion?

Nah, at least not yet, it's actually K-Ci's album listening party and he's still looking like a crackhead lol....Source.

Usher does "Chicago"

Usher looks good playing 27 year old Billy Flynn, a slick lawyer in the musical "Chicago". This is what he had to say about his new role:
"Many years ago I decided to become an entertainer. I didn't really know what that meant until I began to look at other people who had become the motivating force for me to do what I do. "As a young entertainer I looked at Bob Fosse's work. I look at Sammy Davis Jr. I looked at Ben Vereen. I looked at all of the people who were real entertainers. They had the ability to be triple threats: dance, sing and act. I've danced. I've sang and done exceedingly well. I've acted and done well. I want the opportunity to be able to say, 'You can't call me a half entertainer'. I'm not. I've done it all."

I'm so proud of him, he's not only showing a different side to him but also showing the world that he has a lot of talent and opening more doors for others to follow.

Be heard with Fatman Scoop & Lucy Diamonds…

(ATLANTA, GA) – August 24, 2006 -- YOU can produce a track that features two-time Grammy award winner Fatman Scoop with Lucy Diamonds. Lucy Diamonds, a media favorite, and one of the most talked about rising stars in the world of hip-hop is working with Fatman Scoop for the last song on her upcoming highly anticipated debut album titled, "Poor Dream Redemption," and YOU can be the producer for this huge collaboration.

Lucy Diamonds and company are looking for one last hot track from any producer in the world who is looking for a great opportunity. Not to be confused with the contest Fatman Scoop just ran in Scratch Magazine, this contest is an open invitation to be instantly placed on this album (releasing this year!) along side multi-platinum producers such as Sean Cane (Jay-Z), Knobody (Big Pun), DJ Head (Eminem), Milwaukee Black (Young Joc) Vinny Idol (D-Block), DJ Vance Wright (Slick Rick) and others.

This is your opportunity to shine with Lucy Diamonds and Fatman Scoop who has been featured on hit songs with Mariah Carey, Busta Rhymes, Missy Elliot, Jermaine Dupri, Timbaland, Elephant Man, etc., and Scoop is lending his hit making formula to this upcoming song with selected producer. This is that once in a lifetime opportunity for you to take - and take it serious.
Please email your info, and/or an mp3 of your tracks (please include your contact info)to production@lucydiamondsonline.com (*please limit the track submission to three per producer)

You need to respond to this immediately because this invitation ends on September 10th at 10pm EST. All tracks that are submitted will be heard! Lucy Diamonds will choose the top five finalist tracks, and Fatman Scoop will be personally selecting the winning track from those five.

The top five will be announced on September 17th along with the special announcement of the winning producer who lands this coveted spot on the album. This winning producer will also be awarded accommodations to Atlanta, GA to get in the studio and finish the last song on the Lucy Diamonds album.

This is YOUR chance to be internationally heard… Don't miss out! Visit Lucy Diamonds at www.myspace.com/officiallucydiamonds.

Lil Kim in Miami

Here's a trimmer and fiercer Lil Kim strolling thru Miami, she finally free from house arrest, signing with Interscope and planning a tour at the end of the year.

Kanye and new fiance Alexis.

Here's Kanye West out and about with fiance Alexis, who he recently asked to marry. Fellow blogger crunk and disordely actually has a picture of the two after he popped the question and you can see the rock on her finger....now if only that other chick Brook will dissapear, she's quoted at Euroweb.com telling the New York Daily News this:
"I don't think we've ever been apart longer than seven days. I trust him. He's got so much going on, but he never makes me feel like number two."

She sounds like she knows he sees other women and she's fine with it, h-e-l-l-o he just asked his long-time girlfriend to marry him...... move on sweetie....Picture source.

Bill Murray retires Jay-Z style.

Comedian Bill Murray cracks me up saying he would like to retire like Jay-Z, he is quoted in StarPulse.com saying:
"I tell people I'm retired. I kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where he's retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If you say you're retired, people don't bother you so much, and if you want to do something, you can do it.".....this is hilarious.....Source.

Watch out Rihana!

Beyonce's next hit might be this psychotic and chaotic song called "Ring the Alarm", folks are saying she's referring to Rihana who has been rumored have been vying for Jay-Z's attention. The video is even crazier, Beyonce acts all erractic, and to me it seems kind of low budget. Beyonce need not worry because Mediatakeout.com has pictures of Rihana with her new boyfriend. Here are the words to the song, you decide....

Ring the alarm
I've been doin' this too long
But I'll be damned if I see another chick on your arm

Won't you ring the alarm
I've been doin' this too long
But I'll be damned if I see another chick on your arm

[chorus]
She gon' be rocking chinchilla coats
if I let you go
In the house up the coast
if I let you go
She gon' take everything I own
if I let you go

I can't let you go
Damn if I let you go

She gon' rock the VVS stones
if I let you go
In the 'Bach or the Rolls
if I let you go
She gon' pocket everything I don't
if I let you go

I can't let you go
Damn if I let you go
[chorus]

Tell me how should I feel
When I know what I know
And my female intuition
Telling me you a dog
People told me bout the flames
I couldn't see through the smoke
When I need answers, accusations
What you mean you gone choke?

Oh. You can't stay you gotta go,
And your other chick spending your do'
This is taking a toll
The way the story unfolds
Not the picture perfect movie everyone would assume

[chorus]

Ring the alarm
I've been doin' this too long
But I'll be damned if I see another chick on your arm

Won't you ring the alarm
I've been doin' this too long
But I'll be damned if I see another chick on your arm

Tell me how should I feel
When you made me belong
And the thought of you just touching her
Is what I hate most
I don't want you but I want it and I can't let it go
To know you give it to her like you gave it to me, come on

She's sold half a million - Gold (could this be Rihana)
She don't love [you] - that sh&% I know
I done put in a call
Time to ring the alarm
Cause you ain't never seen a fire like the one I'm gone cause

[chorus]

How can you look at me
And not see all the things that I kept only just for you
Why would you risk it baby, is that the price I done paid
Cause this is my show and I won't let you go
All its been paid for, and it's mine
How could you look at me
And not see all the things

ANTM: The fugliest set yet.

America's Next Top Model this fall season seems to be lacking some real beauties, they all look funny to me. According to E Online: The CW announced that the 13 amateur strutters vying for the chance to be Tyra Banks' newest protégé include the requisite students, sales clerks, a bartender and, for the first time, a fashion designer, who apparently got lost on her way to Project Runway.

• AJ, 20, student, Sacramento;
• Amanda, 18, bookstore sales associate, Anaheim, California;
• Anchal, 19, sales clerk, Homestead, Florida;
• Brooke, 18, student, Keller, Texas;
• CariDee, 21, photographer, Fargo, North Dakota;
• Christian, 19, bank teller, Columbia, South Carolina;
• Eugena, 21, customer service representative, Palmdale, California;
• Jaeda, 18, student, Parkersburg, Iowa;
• Megg, 18, retail clerk, Los Angeles;
• Megan, 23, bartender, San Francisco;
• Melrose, 23, fashion designer, San Francisco;
• Monique, 19, marketing representative, Chicago.

Beyonce on the cover of Essence mag.

Beyonce graces the cover of Essence magazine, she's currently in London promoting her upcoming album "B'Day".

Lance and Reichen

How cute. Here's Lance Bass and Reichen Lemkuhl looking cute together, ever since coming out the closet, the media has been following the couple all over the place.

Tracy and Letoya cover mags.

Diana Ross' daugther Tracy Ellis Ross and star of "Girlfriends" looks great on the cover of Vixen magazine. Also spotted on Unleashed magazine is R&B singer and former destiny's child member Letoya Luckett also looking good.

Diddy is about to be a father!

Sean "Diddy" Combs and girlfriend Kim Porter are said to be expecting a baby. According to New York Post's Page Six, they were in St. Tropez filming Diddy's ad for his Sean John fragrance Unforgivable, where folks said Kim wore loose fitting clothes, refrained from alcohol and went to bed early through out their visit. ...Maybe she was just tired, folkes are always so quick to jump the gun....If she's pregnant I wish them well. He's supposedly about to propose to her in a couple of weeks. The two already have 9 year old Christian and Diddy has 12 year old Justin with stylist Misa Hylton Brimm.....Source.

Kanye West engaged!

Kanye West according to People.com is engaged to girlfriend Alexis. I know we've been seeing him all over the place with some chick called Brook who was supposed to be his girlfriend but Alexis is the one who was with him from the beginning. If you recall he mentioned her being there for him during his 1992 accident on the song "Through the wire".

R Kelly's cousin getting into porn.

Damon Kelly, R Kelly's cousin is trying porn. According to Sixshot.com, the younger Kelly will be featured in an adult film called, "Nite Lite...Day Lite" produced by Zaniby Media. The 1:20 min. movie features Kelly as a strip club dancer by night, callboy by day who falls in love with a young singer. The DVD goes on sale Oct. 16th....this talent must be in their bloodline... Source.

Marc Anthony and J-Lo

Here's a very NOT PREGNANT Jennifer Lopez belting out a duet with hubby Marc Anthony at Madison Square Garden in New York on August 9. Maybe this will put to rest all the pregnancy rumors swelling around. They are heading the Juntos en Concierto 2006 tour which also features Mexican singer Marco Antonio Solis and Italian pop singer Laura Pausini.

Alfonso Ribeiro divorces wife.

Alfonso Ribeiro better known as "Carlton" from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air is divorcing his wife Robin Stapler after 4 years of marriage. The couple met while he was filming the comedy In the House in 1999 which also starred rapper L.L Cool J.. They are siting irreconcilable differences and will be sharing custody of their 3 year old daughter Sienna......hmmm I wonder if he's planning to come out of the closet too lol....Source.

Dave Navarro dating porn star.

Dave Navarro who recently announced a split from wife Carmen Electra has moved on pretty quickly and is dating porn star Jenna Jameson. Jameson also recently separated from her husband and porn star Justin Sterling. The new couple are both saying they still care about their former spouses but I guess it's time to move on.....I guess folks don't even wait to jump on the next rollercoaster.

In other Jenna Jameson news, she got her on own wax figure at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in Las Vegas.....I can already picture perverts hiding in the museum so they can defile the figure...lol.....Source.

Robin Williams goes to rehab.

Funny man and actor Robin Williams better known for his super-hyper comedic characters is going to rehab for alcohol addiction, according to his rep:

"After 20 years of sobriety, Robin Williams found himself drinking again and has decided to take proactive measures to deal with this for his own well-being and the well-being of his family. He asks that you respect his and his family's privacy during this time. He looks forward to returning to work this fall to support his upcoming film releases."

His most recent movie role was in the movie "RV" and in the psycho thriller "The Night Listener"......Source.

Mel Gibson enters rehab

After his brief brush with the law from DUI, Mel Gibson is said to be in rehab for alcohol addiction. According to TMZ, Gibson went on a tirade that included some anti-semetic remarks:

TMZ has learned that Deputy Mee audiotaped the entire exchange between himself and Gibson, from the time of the traffic stop to the time Gibson was put in the patrol car, and that the tape fully corroborates the written report.

Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me."

The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"

The deputy became alarmed as Gibson's tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, "What the f*** do you think you're doing?"......

Chris Prentiss his neighbor who is also the co-founder of celebrity treatment centre Passages in Malibu, California, tells Star magazine: "I understand he has gone to a treatment centre. The center that I've heard he's checked himself into follows the Alcoholics Anonymous 12-step program. And I don't believe that will help him." Source.